DEFINITIONS YOU MAY KNOW !!!

1. Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

3. Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

4. Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

5. Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

6. Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..

8. Dictionary :
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

10. Ecstasy :
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

11. Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.

12. Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

13. Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...

14. Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

15. Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

16. Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

17. Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master degree.

18. Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.

19. Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

20. Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

21. Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

22. Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."

23. Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

24. Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

25. Father :
A banker provided by nature.

26. Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

27. Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

28. Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

29. Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

30. Computer Engineer :
One who gets paid for reading such mails

النصائح التي تخط بماء الذهب

النصائح التي تخط بماء الذهب للشيخ عائض القرني

ما مضى فات , وما ذهب مات , فلا تفكر فيما مضى , فقد ذهب وانقضى

اترك المستقبل حتى يأتي , ولا تهتم بالغد لأنك إذا أصلحت يومك صلح غدك

عليك بالمشي والرياضة , واجتنب الكسل والخمول , واهجر الفراغ والبطالة

جدد حياتك , ونوع أساليب معيشتك , وغير من الروتين الذي تعيشه

اهجر المنبهات والإكثار من الشاي والقهوة

كرر( لاحول ولا قوة إلا بالله ) فإنها تشرح البال , وتصلح الحال,وتحملبها الأثقال , وترضي ذا الجلال

أكثر من الإستغفار , فمعه الرزق والفرج والذرية والعلم النافع والتيسيروحط الخطايا

البلاء يقرب بينك وبين الله ويعلمك الدعاء ويذهب عنك الكبر والعجب والفخر

لا تجالس البغضاء والثقلاء والحسدة فإنهم حمى الروح , وهم حملة الأحزان

إياك والذنوب , فإنها مصدر الهموم والأحزان وهي سبب النكبات وباب المصائب والأزمات

لا تكثر من القول القبيح والكلام السيء الذي يقال فيك فإنه يؤذي قائله ولا يؤذيك

سب أعدائك لك وشتم حسادك يساوي قيمتك لأنك أصبحت شيئا مذكورا وشخصا مهما

اعلم أن من إغتابك فقد أهدى لك حسناته وحط من سيئاتك وجعلك مشهورا, وهذه نعمة

ابسط وجهك للناس تكسب ودهم, وألن لهم الكلام يحبوك وتواضع لهم يجلوك

إبدأ الناس بالسلام وحيهم بالبسمة وأعرهم الإهتمام لتكن محببا إلى قلوبهم قريبا منهم

لا تضيع عمرك في التنقل بين التخصصات والوظائف والمهن فإن معنى هذا أنك لم تنجح في شيء

كن واسع الأفق والتمس الأعذار لمن أساء إليك لتعش في سكينة وهدوء , وإياك ومحاولة الإنتقام

لا تفرح أعدائك بغضبك وحزنك فإن هذا ما يريدون , فلا تحقق أمانيهم الغالية في تعكير حياتك

اهجر العشق والغرام والحب المحرم فإنه عذاب للروح ومرض القلب وافزع إلى الله وإلى ذكره وطاعته

أنت الذي تلون حياتك بنظرك إليها, فحياتك من صنع أفكارك ,فلا تضع نظارة سوداء على عينيك

إذا وقعت في أزمة فتذكر كم أزمة مرت بك ونجاك الله منها, حينها تعلم أن من عافاك في الأولى سيعافيك في الثانية

نظرية الــ 500 ريال

رفع المحاضر في إحدى المحاضرات 500 ريال وقال من يريد هذه ؟
رفع معظم الموجودين أيديهم ..قال لهم: سوف أعطيها لواحد منكم لكن بعد ما أفعل هذا

قام بكرمشة الورقة ومن ثم سألهم : من يريدها ومازالت الأيدي مرتفعة
قال لهم حسنا، ماذا لو فعلت هذا

فرمى النقود على الأرض وقام بدعسها بحذائه .. ومن ثم رفعها وهي متسخة ومليئة بالتراب
سألهم: من منكم مازال يريدها فارتفعت الأيدي مرة ثالثة ؟ فقال: الآن يجب أن تكونوا تعلمتم درسا قيما

مهما فعلت بالنقود فمازلتم تريدونها لأنها لم تنقص في قيمتها فهيما زالت 500 ريال

في مرات عديدة من حياتنا نسقط على الأرض

وننكمش على أنفسنا ونتراجع بسبب القرارات التي اتخذناها
أو بسبب الظروف التي تحيط بنا
مهما حصل فأنت لا تفقد قيمتك ..لأنك شخص مميز حاول أن لا تنسى ذلك أبدا
لا تدع خيبات آمال الأمس تلقي بظلالها على أحلام الغد .. فقيمة الشيء هو ما تحدده أنت
فاختر لنفسك أفضل القيم

PADI me

Im now a member of PADI.

DO you Know what is PADI?
ok.....PADI is the world’s leading scuba diving training organization.
For more information just click this ........

http://www.padi.com/scuba/default.aspx

Things to remember !!!!

Do not undermine your worth by Comparing yourself with others.
It is because we are different That each of us is special.

Do not set your goals by what Other people deem important.
Only you know what is best for you.

Do not take for granted the things Closest to your heart.
Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future.
By living your life one day at a time, You live all the days of your life.

Do not give up when you Still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the Moment you stop trying.It is a fragile thread that Binds us to each other.

Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances That we learn how to be brave.

Do not shut love out of your life by Saying it is impossible to find.The quickest way to receive Love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love Is to hold it too tightly;

In addition, the best way to keep Love is to give it wings.Do not dismiss your dreams.To be without dreams Is to be without hope; To be without hope Is to be without purpose.

Do not run through life So fast that you forget Not only where you have been, But also where you are going.Life is not a race, But a journey to be savored Each step of the way.

Have a Splendid Day!

Out of Control !!!

What is Life? OUT OF CONTROL!!!

For alot of us, this question always pops up in our heads.
Especially now, seems like the world is going CRAZY?


Whenever you watch the news, what.. you hear threats with all countries, drama with War on terrorist and Sea Pirates, taking what they think belongs to them.


Not only that,.. but we hear every day, mass killings in World wide, (okay that one is like every day almost every other day in Palestine), people having mass amount of babies, cloning animals and food, recession of rivers, housing Crisis ,global warming ,more and more disasters.


WHAT NEXT?


YES everyone is going crazy !!
Do we ever hear anything good anymore?
When I was a kid & when you were a kid, was it like this for you? Hearing about violence all over the place?


I didn't hear as much violence as a child. Went from day to day thinking about the lastest 80's fashion,TV,simple life . I didn't worry about anything accept having Fun right then and there. I'd like to think there were others like myself out there that felt the same during Generation of 3G.

Fast forward to 2009. Our children, young and old hear nothing but violence, because that is all that is being reported. Do you think they are as secure as we were when we were young? Many of those children see the violence so they act out, some insecure, and many no morals. They do not understand. They see violence all the time now.

As you look into a child's eyes, what do you see?
What does "their" future look like?
Do you see that carefree happy childhood like yours?
What is Life ? for them now, and in the future


WE NEED TO WAKE UP FAST AND GO TO FIX THINGS


SEARCH FOR TRUTH (RELIGIOUS WAY),TELLING FACTS,STOP WATCHING


TV AND BELIEVING EVERY STORY COME OUT.

REMEMBER,,,MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING.

Things make me happy :

So many things may people like :

1. My Blogger.

2. Hot showers.

3. High speed Internet.

4. Discovering a new artist.

5. Feeling confident after writing an exam

6. Stylish people.

7. Feeling you have made progress on a goal.

8. Writing my poems and novels.

9. Meditation time.

10.Reading a good book.

11.Family.

12.Chocolate.

13.Good weather

14.The sky

15.Nature

16.Being productive

17.No homework's for a week.

18.Getting good Mail.

19.Raining days.

20.Accomplishing something.

21.Naps.

22.Mountain dew.

23.Having my PC working one month wit out problems.

24.Watching movies.

25.Having some amount of money in my bank account.

26.Meeting an old friend.

27.Driving a new car.

28.Gifts.

29.Buying things from eBay store.

30.Changing my mobile to a newer one.

31.Eating new dish and feel happy bout it.

32.Playing GTA's all series in my PC.

33.Days OFF.

34.Having my own green tea.

35.My favourite ice cream flavour is strawberry from Baskin Robins.

36.Watching funny things in YouTube.

37.I like sunglasses but i don't have one.

38.I like my friends.

39.I like travelling around the world.

40.I like what i like.

BIG JOKE

Ups and Downs !!!!

what come up, always has to come down ??
Why must all good things come to end?

There isn't a moment that goes by where i don't think about the better days, when i was happy. Not only was i smiling on the outside, but always on the in.

Memories will last forever, but the feeling will be forever lost. I cant stop and picture one thing that completes anybody in every way they want to be completed.

It's hard work being happy. well it need more efforts from you to be great person and to have better days for you and others.

Every body's smart and just they don't know what to do.
They tryin hard, but i cant seem that they try hard enough.I hope that they can remember ,You can make your place is better place.

Is there something wrong , or what goes around comes around ?

Update in FLICKR .....

Again i uploaded new and rare old photos about our first holy place in Saudi Arabia - Makkah which located in western side of the Kingdom.

Here are some few information about it:

Makkah - is the place where theProphet Muhammad, peace be upon him, was born - the place where God's message was first revealed to him and the city to which he returned after the migration to Madinah in 622 AD.

Makkah - is the holiest city on earth to Muslims. Five times each day, the world's one billion Muslims, wherever they may be, turn to the Holy City of Makkah to pray. And at least once in their lives, all Muslims who are not prevented by personal circumstance perform the Hajj, the pilgrimage to Makkah.

The Holy Masjid in Makkah houses the Ka'aba.Which is the Black house made of stone .The Stone (which we believe to be of meteoric origin) is believed to go back still further, to the time of the first man, Adam.

At the moment i uploaded the rare or whatever i can find is old so check that out from my Archive of photos in :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mghonly/collections/

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Old pictures to remember:

Hi again i update and upload very old pictures that will remind you about our old history of things from cartoon to candies.Please wear dust mask because it is really old.




So as usual please visit my Archive of pictures and you will find out:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mghonly/collections/

Hellooo

Hello there bloggers..

blogspot.com is another diary site of mine.. I currently have blogspot account, So I've posting all what you can see...

But this time tho, I feel like this is the only place ware I can voice my innermost self ...what is going on in my life.

I've been doing what I love most... Photography and reading and writing posts.. But other than photography, i like good things in life like everybody does.

My Lovely Blog !

My blog is for personal use .....The purpose of this blog is,keep friends informed of what's going on in my life, especially someone who left my country but I still want to contact with.

Just that .... i want to share ...
Thanks to Blogspot.com

Update in FLICKR .....

Hi every body i added a very rare pictures of my birth place ,my holy place , my lovely town in SAUDI ARABIA - Al-madinah Al-munawara.I added many but not all pictures.

Here some information about my birth place:

Madinah - is the second holiest city inIslam. It was to Madinah that the Prophet Muhammad , peace be upon him, and his followers, faced by the hostility and persecution of the Makkah merchants, departed in 622 AD - and, when the citizens of Madinah asked the Prophet to live amongst them and to arbitrate in their affairs (an invitation taken to mean their rejection of polytheism and submission to the will of the one God, Allah), it was in Madinah that the Islamic era began.

Madinah - is then the city of the Prophet. As the place in which theHoly Qur'an was compiled (completed).

Please check my website in -- Archive -- for more rare pictures:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mghonly/collections/

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Im Rich

I can't believe my eyes when i saw this number in a single banknote.As many websites i checked this currency has the lowest rate in all world.

Aid agencies estimate that 70% of Zimbabwe's 14 million population now survive on one meal or less a day, while the UN World Food Programme expects to feed some three million Zimbabweans next month.

Around 80% of population are non-employees.

Zimbabwe located in south and central Africa.From Sounth there is South Africa.They speak normal english.but they suffer from HIV/AIDS as 40% of population.

The official annual inflation rate rose from 32% in 1998, to 133% in 2004, 585% in 2005, and approached 1000% in 2006 and still going up ,the tension comes as Zimbabwe's rate of inflation hit an annual 11.2 million percent last month.

The thing that really broke my heart is that an egg cost about $35 billionZimbabwean dollars.wooooow.While thier salaries are less than 1 trillion Z$.


To know more bout this country please read :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe

FRIENDS

I found this note so i brought it to you ...And it is about friends:

A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.

So do you have good friends !!!!!!

ALWAYS BE

Always,
Be understanding to your enemies.
Be loyal to your friends.
Be strong enough to face the world each day.
Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.

Always,
Be generous to those who need your help.
Be frugal with that you need yourself.
Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
Be smart enough to continue learning.

Always,
Be willing to share your joys.
Be willing to share the sorrows of others.
Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.
Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.

Always,
Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.
Be sure of your final destination, by setting your goals along the way.

Above all,
always be yourself.Like me..

Im feeling sick today

I think i have a cold .... my throat starts killing me.

Im feeling sleepy.

More pictures ....

Hi my friends today i want to tell you that i uploaded some new pictures from my current city at the moment (YANBU in Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia).



Please check this link and go to My Country ..... Have a nice day ......



http://www.flickr.com/photos/mghonly/collections/

Never ... Ever ...

HA HA HA .... One by one.

Yeah .. I know !!

Awesome line!

They laugh at me because I am different; I laugh at them because they are all the same.

I have a phobia ???

I heard a bout some body having a fearophobia (Nothing called like dat) but i did my homework and i found these surprising facts :

The most common phobias are zoophobias, which are about animals. Bats, rats, dogs and cats all make the list. And most likely to give , though, are spiders and snakes.

The five most common phobias are:

1. Fear of snakes (ophidiophobia)
2. Fear of giving a speech (glossophobia)
3. Fear of heights (acrophobia)
4. Fear of rodents (musophobia)
5. Fear of flying (aviophobia)

And more to go here :

Scorodophobia—fear of garlic.
Pteronophobia—fear of being tickled with feathers.
Ranidaphobia—fear of frogs.
Philematophobia—fear of kissing.
Aulophobia—fear of flutes.
Ostraconophobia—fear of shellfish.
Graphophobia—fear of handwriting.
Blennophobia—fear of slime.
Gerontophobia—fear of old people.
Peladophobia—fear of bald people.
Geropeladophobia—fear of old, bald people.
Phobophobia—fear of developing a fear.

I feel that it is funny but im sorry .... it is real so thanks god (Allah) thats you don't have one.

And here more what i feel funny phobias:

1-chromophobia -fear of colors. (How do these people buy fruit?)
2-Papaphobia - fear of the pope.
3-didaskaleinophobia - fear of going to school. (Try to spell it?)
4-Barophobia -fear of gravity. (I think all have this problem !! right)
5-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia—fear of long words. (seriously im scared !!).

Those who do suffer from such maladies can usually be left to bite their nails in private.

I am addicted to :

As you can see im addicted to my name .......

HA HA HA ... SOOOO REAL !!

These all, however, made me laugh:

Laws Of The Natural Universe:

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Excuse: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

(Sorry guys if you don't know english .... go and learn it)

Thanks to Every 1

Today ( like other days :) ). I have some thoughts to share with all of my friends .Life is typical system who knows what happens in next moment. I am quite confident over certain things, i knew that these things are not meant for me.

But it's the human nature which enforce to do that thing, which I am doing is no different. Today I pray to god (Allah) that don't listen to anybody's wish to give me long life. I don't want to live long without my friends,my happy life,my beloved poeple and another thought i don't wantany more sins. I just want to those beloved moments spent with by beloveds.

Thanks to those who are with me, and thanks to them also who are not with me by any means. Today the only wish that I have is that please forgive me if I had ever hurt your feelings and remember me as your friend. That's the only way that I wish to live in your minds with a positive frame.

Befor travel !!

Here i want to explain some very important tips to let you know and remind you for things you may forget :

1. Wright your loans in paper and put it in your table befor you leave.
2. A book or two to read.
3. Make one paper for the things to remember on your table.
4. Befor you leave the house make sure you have your passport.
5. Make a copy of your passport and important files.
6. Give a copy of your house keys to your parents or a friend.
7. Make sure you isolate the gas in the kitchen.
8. Pay all bills befor you leave.
9. Print a copy of your travel insurance.
10. Don't forget your ID's and VISA cards.
11. Write in small paper all customer services for your ATM cards.
12. Write in that small paper your embassy numbers.
13. Your hotel voucher should be ready with you.
14. Add in that paper your travel agency and hotel numbers.
15. Keep some change to use it in your way back.
16. Take a map or a GPS system to reduce your searching time.
17. Don't put all your money in one wallet.
18. Clean your house befor you leave.
19. Take your mobile phone and another batteries if you have.
20. Open some windows for ventilation.
21. Medical case,toothbrush,shampoo,sun glasses and hair gel.
22. Once you arrive make sure you approve the return.
23. Small bag for easy carry in plane and airport.
24. Write your name in your bags from outside and inside.
25. Wear loose clothes in plane if it's long distance.
26. Take some small gifts for any body you may know or get to know.
27. Don't exchange money from airport it will be expensive.
28. Distribute the food in the house befor it got expired.
29. Digital camera and extra battries.
30. Take a small converter to match the plug power.
31. Towel and watch.
32. Some food from your country.
33. International driving license.
34. Make sure your luggage weight is ok and if it came over weight just upgrade your class so you may pay less and more weights free.
35. Once you issue the ticket ask them of how many KG's you can take.
36. If you want a taxi ,,,,,, always take a famouse company so if you lose any bag or money you can get it back easily.
37. If the flight is not direct make sure you get a free room in any of airport hotels.
    

After all i hope you have a pleasant flight .......

And im happy to see you going on tour around the world ....

For any help or information please don't hesitate to call YOUR information center.